At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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