what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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