So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
accomplished twins. life is a go
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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