Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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