I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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