i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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