Little spoons don't ask big questions
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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