Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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