Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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