So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
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