can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
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