my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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