Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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