That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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