Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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