Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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