Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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