i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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