Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I intend to get homeless drunk
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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