5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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