miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
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