Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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