There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I will be naked everywhere
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
