I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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