Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
