Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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