you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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