In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
he laminated a picture of his dick.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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