xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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