Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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