8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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