We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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