I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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