She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
he quoted the bible to break up with me
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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