Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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