i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
