You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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