stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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