I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
organizing the empties. That sober.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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