There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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