but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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