i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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