I am puke
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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