You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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