Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Mom said you looked used
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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