She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
