But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
