On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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