Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Randomize
