Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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