You work out of a Hotel?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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