like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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