We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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