She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
So vagazzling was a success
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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