My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Randomize
