i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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